February 2011
i shut down an orphange to open a brothel in fable...
runandtumblthathomeboy:
but then i felt bad so i reloaded my game and adopted all the kids, then opened the brothel. now i have 8 kids, a whorehouse and i can sleep with a clear conscience.
EXACTLY HOW I LAUGHED.
THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND, EVERYBODY. BE JEALOUS.
I don't care who you are, where you're from, what...
& how you got me blind is still a mystery..I can't...
MM mm mmm mmm.
I'M SO FAT FOR A BURGER RIGHT NOW.
As Long As You Love Me - The Backstreet Boys
On repeat.
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Hey Canada, sign this! Pass it around. →
“Internet Service Providers (ISPs) are about to impose usage-based billing on YOU.
This means we’re looking at a future where ISPs will charge per byte, the way they do with smart phones. If we allow this to happen Canadians will have no choice but to pay MUCH more for less Internet. Big Telecom companies are obviously trying to gouge consumers, control the Internet market, and...
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iChat with Staton
Me:
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*Facebook notification* *Facebook notification* *Facebook notification* *Facebook notification* Me: *Open list*
January 2011
Funny how someone you couldn't get enough of at...
Everytime this kid talks I’m all
When parents ask you ...
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
I got the job.
So, I walk in and everyone says hello. Andrea and I go into the little office. Andrea: So, since I’ve called you in, like, three times already. I’m going to offer you the position. Me: Okay!
….When I get back in the car…
JOB INTERVIEW @ HENRY'S IN 1.5 HOURS.
Yeah, another job interview at Henry’s. I think Andrea just calls me in for these interviews, with no intention to hire me, simply to just hang out with me (cause I’m awesome right?) and at the same time take a shit on my self esteem.
This is how it usually is: Job interview (goes well) -> Don’t get the job as she hires some other idiot -> They get fired/quit -> Andrea...
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You people don't have the right to call anyone on...
So suck all of our dicks and come back when your Tumblarity is bigger than your egos.
That's right, ladies and gents, Amanda team-killed...
She also threatened to punch my face in. I’m gonna go cry myself to sleep before my job interview tomorrow.
aut0b0ts:
Hear someone thanks to your turtle beaches.. try to James Bond that shit..
you’re going for it.. you turn the corner, got your ninja on.. you see the person.. you start shooting..
but what’s this?
KAYLEE RUNNING THE FUCK IN FRONT OF YOUR BULLETS, DYING… AND THEN THE ENEMY KILLS YOU.
*Someone throws grenade and destroys my claymore* Me: *Russian accent* They destroyed your equipment. *Runs upstairs to check it out* Amanda: *Shoots me in the face* Me:
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I want someone to watch Scott Pilgrim with that...
COULD IT BEEEE ANYBODY? I need somebody to love.
Amanda and I are gonna go poop on boys that are up...
I don’t think either of us have had time to poop today.
Let’s do this, bitch boys!
If you wanna join add me makeupx and tell me you’re from Tumblr.
I love when Cassandra takes over the Doctor's...
Hilarious.
That terrifying moment when you realize you're...
bonesandsoul:
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Wake up early, none of your friends are awake.
This sucks
I can’t stop thinking about him. It’s even worse because I know it’ll never happen because he’s too smart.
Which is partly why I like him so much…he’s so clever. And that laugh…oh god. The way his face looks when he laughs and how he lowers his face as if he’s shy about his smile. He probably is. But I love that smile. That little smirk when...
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reeenad:
Just Press PLAY and stare at the GIF…
...
star wars marathon in my room, harry potter...
alphonsusjude:
runandtumblthathomeboy:
… everyone in the house is arguing over which room has the biggest nerds.
Obviously your room… starwars vs…harry potter?…. I’m gonna put this as lightly as I can… fuck harry potter…
THEM’S BE FIGHTIN’ WORDS. I’ve never been so disappointed in another Canadian before.
pro-creator-deactivated20110617 asked: done and done! I have no room anymore, I spend too much money on shoes and games D: I'll send you over 12 pairs ;) hahaha
dpooly-deactivated20110517-deac asked: okay, i'll try to stay up
Sorry guys, but secret agent laser obstacle lunch...
Dear xbox
I love you and all, but we are not English. You are not English. Stop connecting to English servers unless you’re playing with your English friends. Bitch, you are Canadian.
Sincerely,
Me
I'm like, "Fuck you"
And uh, fuck her too.
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