February 2012
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I need new Dexter in my life. I miss everyone on...
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WHY THE FUCK DID STATON TELL CINTA THAT I'M HALF...
I’M NOT.
AGH!!
acciohealthylifestyle:
I’m so tired of this, I don’t want to count calories anymore, I don’t want to use the fucking kitchen scale for everything, I don’t want to be so conscious about what I eat anymore. You know what? I’ve never been this thin before and I’ve never been so insecure in my life. How much you weigh means absolutely nothing. A lot of people think that when they reach their UGW...
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Just because a girl speaks her mind, doesn’t mean she’s a psycho.
– Lindsay (Freaks and Geeks)
I wish I knew more bitches that like the same...
Winnipeg is a lonely place for me. Hahahah.
Guy: You're pretty
Me: What kind of sick joke is this
I just don’t like hanging out with people that much.
– Zach Porter (via twisted-time) Excuse me while I scribble out Zach’s name and put mine there.
- Kaylee Smoke
Hahahaha. For real though.
It's final. I don't know how to Mass Effect.
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When you're losing weight and your metabolism...
fleurmeetsfitness:
fitsparrow:
a-speel:
GPOY ALL THE TIME.
Me the past 2-3 months o.O
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Pierre: Dude, some girl shoved her hand down my PANTS. Right in there! RIGHT HERE. *crotch grab in my face*
Me: Well....you kind of ask for it when you run into the crowd like you did....
Pierre: Aw...I know... *facepalm*
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That time Pierre Bouvier and I quoted Napoleon...
I....THINK I may have gotten my Call of Doody...
I jumped on the bandwagon a little late and did the accent challenge, partly because I thought Kris posted hers…but then I couldn’t find it… so I think you should all do it too. I want to hear your accents. I’m looking at you, my fine, foreign friends.
I have the best friends in the world.
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interviewer: what's the biggest gift you've ever gotten?
chuck: pierre's friendship
pierre: ...an xbox